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Thursday, September 23, 2004

Headlines 

What would dead men do without officials?

'Officials: Man Dead For 20 Years Registers To Vote' - headline, NewsNet5.com.
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Gargantuan stones award.

'Cheney "appalled" by Kerry's "lack of respect" for Iraqi leader' - headline, Associated Press.
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Better late than never.

'Iraqi Scientist Cautions About Nukes' - headline, The Guardian.
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Also considering bans on shoveling of snow, clipping of hedges, raking of leaves, manual carriage of gargage cans to and from the curb, and unassisted picking of noses.

'California bans hand-pulling of weeds' - headline, Seattle Post-Intelligencer.
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And chaos doesn't?

'Order raises hackles' - headline, Trenton Times.
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